Motivational Quotes

Marriage

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

- Boone, Pat

Best Quotes about Marriage

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

Lyly, John

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty.

Peter Blake

A happy marriage perhaps represents the ideal of human relationship -- a setting in which each partner, while acknowledging the need of the other, feels free to be what he or she by nature is: a relationship in which instinct as well as intellect can find expression; in which giving and taking are equal; in which each accepts the other, and I confronts Thou.

Storr, Anthony

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Jessel, George

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Diller, Phyllis

Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was.

Robin Green

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds -- they mature slowly.

Vries, Peter De

Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.

Key, Ellen

That is what marriage really means: helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible and autonomous beings who do not run away from life.

Paul Tournier

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My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!

Dangerfield, Rodney

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When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband!

Alexander, Shana

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Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

Kraus, Karl

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You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know what we are about, must elope methodically, madam.

Goldsmith, Oliver

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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.

Bush, Barbara

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Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.

Murray, Joe

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Love and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Dad was told by mother. You can't have one without the other.

Cahn, Sammy

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Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.

Young, Brigham

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I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

Winters, Shelley

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For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven. [Matthew 22:30]

Bible

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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Barth, Joseph

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Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Bierce, Ambrose

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Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Smith, Anna Nicole

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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Corelli, Marie

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When a husband is embraced without affection, there must be some reason for it.

Hitopadesa

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The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..

Allen, Woody

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Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

Pepys, Samuel

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I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

Fox, Michael J.

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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Rowland, Helen

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Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.

Ann Landers

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There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.

Luther, Martin

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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

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A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

Maurois, Andre

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In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

Schopenhauer, Arthur