Best Quotes about Humor
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Katz, Ellie
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Diller, Phyllis
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Muir, Frank
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.
Joubert, Joseph
A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball.
Strachey, Lionel
A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
Proverb, Latin
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
Truman, Harry S
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.
Nelson, Lord
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
Bruce, Lenny
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
Coleridge, Samuel Taylor
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Kleiser, Grenville
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Rosten, Leo
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Borge, Victor
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Herold, Don
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
Clark, Dick
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
Martin, Steve
If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.
Williamson, Nicol
Even the gods love jokes.
Plato
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.
An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.
Rourke, Constance
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Johnson, Samuel
Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.
Salma Hayek
Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
Burnett, Carol
The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jokes and his imagination for his facts.
Sheridan, Richard Brinsley
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Colby, Frank Moore
Where ever you find humor, you find pathos close by it side.
Whipple, Edwin P.
By blood a king, in heart a clown.
Tennyson, Lord Alfred
Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.
Seabury, David
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Maclaine, Shirley
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Bruce, Lenny
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Martin, Steve
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
Muggeridge, Malcolm
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
T. S. Eliot
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Edward De Bono
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Hughes, Langston
One never needs their humor as much as when they argue with a fool.
Proverb, Chinese
Fortune and humor govern the world.
La Rochefoucauld, Francois De
The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour.
Kathryn L. Nelson
Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow.
Socrates
The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune.
La Rochefoucauld, Francois De
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
Conrad, Joseph
What's the point of havin'a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
Jeph Jacques
There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face.
Eva Hoffman
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
Burgess, (Frank) Gelett
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