Humor quotes

Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humored, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich --that one word contradicts everything you can say against him.

- Fielding, Henry

A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.

- Clive James

I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

- Clive James

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

- Tree, Sir Herbert Beerbohm

Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.

- Seabury, David

Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.

- Lewis Mumford

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

- Rosten, Leo

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

- Virginia Woolf

Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

- Clive Jones

It is important to rely on your imagination for your sense of humor and your memory for your truths. Not the other way around.


A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

- Fredrich

People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.

- Anton Chekhov

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.

- Nelson, Lord

I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force.

- Twain, Mark

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

- Browne, Sir Thomas

HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.

- Ambrose Bierce

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

- T. S. Eliot

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.


The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

- James Thurber

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