Motivational Quotes

Marriage

The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Diller, Phyllis

Dude, marriage is the'get out of loneliness free'card in the Monopoly game of life.

Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls, with whom they make up a sole family --a domestic church.

John Paul II

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Euripides

My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind --intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.

Lawrence, D. H.

A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.

Balzac, Honore De

Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

Maurois, Andre

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Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.

Auden, W. H.

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Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

Wilde, Oscar

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There's nothing like a Catholic wedding to make you wish life had a fast forward button.

Chopin, Daniel

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You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty.

Peter Blake

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The marriage state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of Heaven and Hell we are capable of receiving in this life.

Steele, Sir Richard

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Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave himself up for her. [Ephesians 5:25]

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner

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The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.

Bunker, Archie

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It resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

Smith, Sydney

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Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.

Mcginley, Phyllis

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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.

Bush, Barbara

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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Wilson, Earl

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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Nick Faldo

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Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.

Euripides

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All marriages are mixed marriages.

Chantal Saperstein

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Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.

Wycherley, William

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Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

Victoria, Queen

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Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

Anspacher, Louis K.

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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Rooney, Mickey

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Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid.

Miller, Harlan

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Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

Novalis

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The best part of married life is the fights. The rests is merely so.

Wilder, Thornton

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That a marriage ends is less than ideal; but all things end under heaven, and if temporality is held to be invalidating, then nothing real succeeds.

Updike, John

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If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it.

Lawana Blackwell

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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Barrymore, John

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You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. A successful marriage demands a certain death to self.

Mccant, Jerry

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It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.

West, Mae

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When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband!

Alexander, Shana

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If you wish to marry suitably, marry your equal.

Ovid

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Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman and says What would I do without you? is already destroyed.

Greer, Germaine

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A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

Pearl Buck

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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Coward, Noel

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If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.

Montaigne, Michel Eyquem De

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Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.

Eliot, George

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

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My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!

Dangerfield, Rodney

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Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings.

Baum, Vicki

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Two such as you with such a master speed cannot be parted nor be swept away from one another once you are agreed that life is only life forevermore together wing to wing and oar to oar.

Frost, Robert

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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

Lyly, John

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late.

Kauffman, Max

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Therefore shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. [Genesis 2:24]

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