I'm not into the money thing. You can only sleep in one bed at a time. You can only eat one meal at a time, or be in one car at a time. So I don't have to have millions of dollars to be happy. All I need are clothes on my back, a decent meal, and a little loving when I feel like it. That's the bottom line.

Charles, Ray

20.

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

Berra, Yogi

21.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.

Senator Everett Dirksen

22.

Never spend your money before you have it.

Thomas Jefferson

23.

If you cannot make money on one dollar, if you do not coax one dollar to work hard for you, you won't know how to make money out of one hundred thousand dollars.

Kinnear, E. S.

24.

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

Wilson, Earl

25.

The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means.

Sir Henry Taylor

26.

Money is the sinews of love, as of war.

Farquhar, George

27.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Milligan, Spike

28.

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things. [Ecclesiastes 10:19]

Bible

29.

Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.

Julius Rosenwald

30.

We might make a public moan in the newspapers about the decay of conscience, but in private conversation, no matter what crimes a man may have committed or how cynically he may have debased his talent or his friends, variations on the answer Yes, but I did it for the money, satisfy all but the most tiresome objections.

Lapham, Lewis H.

31.

Money is plentiful for those who understand the simple laws which govern its acquisition.

Clason, George S.

32.

Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.

Henry Fielding

33.

Anyone who says money can't buy happiness just doesn't know where to shop.

Bumper Sticker

34.

The more you chase money, the harder it is to catch it.

Mike Tatum

35.

If you want him to mourn, you had best leave him nothing.

Martial, Marcus Valerius

36.

The best way to make happy money is to make money your hobby and not your god.

Alexander, Scott

37.

Money is the sinew of love as well as war.

Dr. Thomas Fuller

38.

A person's treatment of money is the most decisive test of his character, how they make it and how they spend it.

Moffatt, James

39.

you must get money to chase you, but never let it catch up.

Waitley, Denis

40.

All social rules and all relations between individuals are eroded by a cash economy, avarice drags Pluto himself out of the bowels of the earth.

Marx, Karl

41.

Anyone can be great with money. With money, greatness is not a talent but an obligation. The trick is to be great without money.

42.

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Robert W. Sarnoff

43.

The basic principle of turning ideas into big money is to seize every money building idea and work with it until the idea fits your purpose, decide on the steps needed to make it work, and then proceed to do it as soon as possible.

Newcomb, Duane

44.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

Twain, Mark

45.

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

Howard, John

46.

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

Michael Pritchard

47.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

48.

Money is like an arm or leg -- use it or lose it.

Ford, Henry

49.

I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.

Buffett, Warren

50.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.

Lewis, Joe E.