Motivational Quotes

Marriage

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.

- Stevenson, Robert Louis

Best Quotes about Marriage

1.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Kinison, Sam

2.

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Gandhi, Mahatma

3.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

Fox, Michael J.

4.

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty.

Peter Blake

5.

Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.

Ovid

6.

Though we marry as adults, we don't marry adults. We marry children who have grown up and still rejoice in being children, especially if we're creative.

Diane Ackerman

7.

Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.

Dupuy, Alexis

8.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Smith, Anna Nicole

9.

Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.

Wycherley, William

10.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Rowland, Helen

11.

A great marriage is not when the'perfect couple'comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

Dave Meurer

12.

Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.

Ford, Richard

13.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.

Nash, Ogden

14.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.

Vries, Peter De

15.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Graham, James

16.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest --never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.

Landers, Ann

17.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Homer

18.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Wilson, Earl

19.

Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave himself up for her. [Ephesians 5:25]

Bible

20.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Rooney, Mickey

21.

I have wedded her, not bedded her; and sworn to make the'not'eternal.

William Shakespeare

22.

Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.

Halen

23.

The concerts you enjoy together neighbors you annoy together children you destroy together that make marriage a joy

Sondheim, Stephen

24.

To marry unequally is to suffer equally.

Amiel, Henri Frederic

25.

Dude, marriage is the'get out of loneliness free'card in the Monopoly game of life.

Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz

26.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Marx, Groucho

27.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Knowles, F. M.

28.

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Grizzard, Lewis

29.

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings.

Baum, Vicki

30.

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Franklin, Benjamin

31.

I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.

Vass, Susan

32.

Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious -- friendship and learning.

Harrison, Jane

33.

Marriage is the best state for man in general, and every man is a worst man in proportion to the level he is unfit for marriage.

Johnson, Samuel

34.

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

Anspacher, Louis K.

35.

What is right for one couple is wrong for another. I would say that there are many more important factors to a happy marriage.

Elizabeth Aston

36.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

37.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Rowland, Helen

38.

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

Connolly, Cyril

39.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

Byron, Lord

40.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Helen Rowland

41.

My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.

Pancoast, Mal

42.

A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

Cartland, Barbara

43.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Carson, Johnny

44.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Grizzard, Lewis

45.

A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.

Victoria, Queen

46.

I will fasten on this sleeve of thine: thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine.