Motivational Quotes

Marriage

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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Best Quotes about Marriage

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Euripides

If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.

Mencken, H. L.

Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was.

Robin Green

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Grizzard, Lewis

The best part of married life is the fights. The rests is merely so.

Wilder, Thornton

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

Boone, Pat

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

Wilde, Oscar

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Mcgannon, Donald H.

10.

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

Alan Patrick Herbert

11.

Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.

Wycherley, William

12.

A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.

Victoria, Queen

13.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Knowles, F. M.

14.

It resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

Smith, Sydney

15.

When a man is ready to marry, he is often not too particular about the lady.

Eucharista Ward

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A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

Maurois, Andre

17.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Mae West

18.

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, What will you have, sir? And I said, A glass of hemlock.

Hemingway, Ernest

19.

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

Anspacher, Louis K.

20.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Kerr, Jean

21.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

Luther, Martin

22.

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

Lincoln, Abraham

23.

Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.

Akhtar, Hoshang N.

24.

My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.

John Scalzi

25.

The concerts you enjoy together neighbors you annoy together children you destroy together that make marriage a joy

Sondheim, Stephen

26.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.

Bennett, Jill

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The mere idea of marriage, as a strong possibility, if not always nowadays a reasonable likelihood, existing to weaken the will by distracting its straight aim in the life of practically every young girl, is the simple secret of their confessed inferiority in men's pursuits and professions to-day.

Bolitho, William

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Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Smith, Anna Nicole

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Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.

Prior, Matthew

30.

When a match has equal partners then I fear not.

Aeschylus

31.

He who marries for money earns it.

Proverb, Yiddish

32.

I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them.

Dobson, Dr. James C.

33.

I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Gabor, Zsa Zsa

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A little weeping, a little wheedling, a little self-degradation, a little careful use of our advantages, and then some man will say .Come, be my wife! With good looks and youth marriage is easy to attain. There are men enough; but a woman who has sold herself, even for a ring and a new name, need hold her skirt aside for no creature in the street. They both earn their bread in one way. Marriage for love is the most beautiful external symbol of the union of souls; marriage without it is the least clean traffic that defiles the world.

Schreiner, Olive

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Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

Novalis

36.

My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.

Pancoast, Mal

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In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

Winters, Shelley

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By this marriage, all little jealousies, which now seem great , and all great fears, which now import their dangers would then be nothing.

William Shakespeare

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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Barth, Joseph

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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Leacock, Stephen B.

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The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

Nelms, Cynthia

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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Rooney, Mickey

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A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides; they are not keeping anything back; there's no deception underneath it all. If I might so put it, it's an agreement for the mutual forgiveness of sin.

Ibsen, Henrik

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Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.

Kathleen Norris

45.

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

46.

I married beneath me. All women do.

Astor, Lady Nancy

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Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.

48.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

Marquez, Gabriel Garcia

49.

Though I want a kingdom, yet in marriage I may not prove inferior to yourself.

William Shakespeare

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You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know what we are about, must elope methodically, madam.

Goldsmith, Oliver