Marriage quotes
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

- Bundy, Al
Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good.

- Stevenson, Robert Louis
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.

- George Jean Nathan
There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship --only backward. You try to start again but get into blaming over and over. Finally you are both worn out, exhausted, hopeless. Then lawyers are called in to pick clean the corpses. The death has occurred much earlier.

- Jong, Erica
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

- Wilde, Oscar
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be pretty good to start with.

The difference between goals and mission is reflected in the difference between I want to get married and I want to have a successful marriage.

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.

- West, Mae
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.

- Davis, Bette
By this marriage, all little jealousies, which now seem great , and all great fears, which now import their dangers would then be nothing.

- William Shakespeare
All marriages are happy it's living together afterwards that causes all the problems.

- Hull, Raymond
A girl can't analyze marriage, and a woman dare not.

- Lady Troubridge
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

- Barrymore, John
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

- Andre Maurois
When a husband is embraced without affection, there must be some reason for it.

- Hitopadesa
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

- Jessel, George
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

- Alan King
I hate work. That's why I got married.

- Bundy, Peg
In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

- Schopenhauer, Arthur
You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.

- Stevenson, Robert Louis

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