Motivational Quotes

Marriage

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

- Grizzard, Lewis

Best Quotes about Marriage

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Barrymore, John

Each coming together of man and wife, even if they have been mated for many years, should be a fresh adventure; each winning should necessitate a fresh wooing.

Stopes, Marie Carmichael

Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.

Prior, Matthew

Marriage is the sunset of love.

Proverb, French

I've been married three times -- and each time I married the right person.

Mead, Margaret

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.

Newman, Nanette

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Knowles, F. M.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Coward, Noel

10.

Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.

Murray, Joe

11.

Marriage is socialism among two people.

Ehrenreich, Barbara

12.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rudner, Rita

13.

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.

Rogers, Will

14.

All marriages are mixed marriages.

Chantal Saperstein

15.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

Irving, Washington

16.

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Baskins

17.

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.

Thomason, Pauline

18.

What is right for one couple is wrong for another. I would say that there are many more important factors to a happy marriage.

Elizabeth Aston

19.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

Sunday, Billy

20.

A great marriage is not when the'perfect couple'comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

Dave Meurer

21.

Love and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Dad was told by mother. You can't have one without the other.

Cahn, Sammy

22.

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. A successful marriage demands a certain death to self.

Mccant, Jerry

23.

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

Novalis

24.

There's nothing like a Catholic wedding to make you wish life had a fast forward button.

Chopin, Daniel

25.

In taking out an insurance policy one pays for it in dollars and cents, always at liberty to discontinue payments. If, however, woman's premium is a husband, she pays for it with her name, her privacy, her self-respect, her very life, until death doth part.

Goldman, Emma

26.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Woody Allen

27.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Chesterton, Gilbert K.

28.

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.

West, Mae

29.

When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.

Goethe, Johann Wolfgang Von

30.

Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.

Mcginley, Phyllis

31.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Carson, Johnny

32.

There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.

Luther, Martin

33.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Allen, Woody

34.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

35.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney

36.

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.

Lennon, John

37.

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.

Proverb, Scottish

38.

On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.

Wilde, Oscar

39.

Matrimony is the high sea for which no compass has yet to be invented.

Heine, Heinrich

40.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Franklin, Benjamin

41.

Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.

Ovid

42.

My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind --intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.

Lawrence, D. H.

43.

I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.

Victoria, Queen

44.

The marriage state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of Heaven and Hell we are capable of receiving in this life.

Steele, Sir Richard

45.

Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the affection perisheth when it is satisfied.

Sir Walter Raleigh

46.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

47.

I hate work. That's why I got married.

Bundy, Peg

48.

Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the y is silent.

Clarke, W. A.

49.

Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of all laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State and Church-begotten weed, marriage?

Goldman, Emma

50.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Wilson, Earl