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A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.

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Taxes, are the dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.

Roosevelt, Franklin D.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them!

Mitchell, Margaret

The taxpayer; that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn't have to take a civil service examination.

Reagan, Ronald

Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.

Proverb, Greek

Our tax law is a 1, 598-page hydra-headed monster and I'm going to attack and attack and attack until I have ironed out every fault in it.

Kellems, Vivien

In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

Voltaire

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

Miller, Olin

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Rogers, Will

Uncle claims that if he files his income tax wrong he'll go to jail, and if he files it right he'll go to the poor house.

Coan, Nonnee

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.

Proverb, American

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.

Helmsley, Leona

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age -- which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Coward, Noel

Read my lips: no new taxes.

Bush, George

Civil servants and priests, soldiers and ballet-dancers, schoolmasters and police constables, Greek museums and Gothic steeples, civil list and services list -- the common seed within which all these fabulous beings slumber in embryo is taxation.

Marx, Karl

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

Edinburgh, Prince Philip, Duke of

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.

Horton, Doug

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

Twain, Mark

The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.

Vaughan, Bill

The promise of yesterday are the taxes of today.

King, Mackenzie

Of all our natural resources, the first one to be exhausted may be the taxpayer.

The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing.

Colbert, J. B.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist -- the taxidermist leaves the hide.

Caplan, Mortimer

The world is ruled by butterflies adding to their weapon piles. Imagine what your taxes buy. We hardly ever try.

Sumner, Gordon

It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his sheep, not to skin them.

Caesar, Tiberius

A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.

It is getting harder and harder to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Rogers, Will

Only little people pay taxes.

Helmsley, Leona

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Limbaugh, Rush

We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride and four times as much by our foolishness.

Franklin, Benjamin

Nothing is so well calculated to produce a death-like torpor in the country as an extended system of taxation and a great national debt.

Cobbett, William

No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.

Limbaugh, Rush

The rope by which the great blocks of taxes are attached to any citizenry is simple loyalty.

King, Stephen

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Rogers, Will

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents.

Bracken, Peg

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Lewis, Joe E.

No statesmen ever will find it worth his pains, to tax our labor and excise our brain.

Churchill, Randolph

Income tax time is when you test your powers of deduction.

Friedman, Shelby

No one can become rich by the efforts of only their toil, but only by the discovery of some method of taxing the labor of others.

Ruskin, John

The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.

Healey, Denis

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.

Godfrey, Arthur

There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program -- your tax-dollar will go further.

Braun, Wernher Von

Government lasts as long as the under-taxed can defend themselves against the over-taxed.

Berenson, Bernard

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

Mencken, H. L.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Raymond, F. J.

In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.

O'Malley, Austin

Today's dime is really a dollar with all the taxes deducted.

I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.

Twain, Mark

Patrick Henry railed against taxation without representation. He should see it with representation.

Landau, Saul

Taxing is an easy business. Any projector can contrive new compositions, any bungler can add to the old.

Burke, Edmund

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