Motivational Quotes

Marriage

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

- Franklin, Benjamin

Best Quotes about Marriage

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Kinison, Sam

Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife.

Proverb, German

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

Fox, Michael J.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is to be sold and the other to be buried.

Colton, Charles Caleb

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Rowland, Helen

It ought to be illegal for an artist to marry. If the artist must marry let him find someone more interested in art, or his art, or the artist part of him, than in him. After which let them take tea together three times a week.

Pound, Ezra

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Skelton, Red

The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.

Nietzsche, Friedrich

10.

Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave himself up for her. [Ephesians 5:25]

Bible

11.

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.

West, Mae

12.

My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.

Pancoast, Mal

13.

A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.

Victoria, Queen

14.

The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

Nelms, Cynthia

15.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Streisand, Barbara

16.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.

Bush, Barbara

17.

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..

Allen, Woody

18.

Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps. Joe Murray The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.

Stimson, Henry Lewis

19.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Smith, Anna Nicole

20.

Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil.

Byron, Lord

21.

If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another...upon familiarity will grow more contempt.

William Shakespeare

22.

The concerts you enjoy together neighbors you annoy together children you destroy together that make marriage a joy

Sondheim, Stephen

23.

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

Connolly, Cyril

24.

She is a wife who is the soul of her husband.

Hitopadesa

25.

Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.

Mcginley, Phyllis

26.

Dude, marriage is the'get out of loneliness free'card in the Monopoly game of life.

Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz

27.

Choose your wife as you wish your children to be.

Proverb

28.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Rowland, Helen

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To marry a man out of pity is folly; and, if you think you are going to influence the kind of fellow who has never had a chance, poor devil, you are profoundly mistaken. One can only influence the strong characters in life, not the weak; and it is the height of vanity to suppose that you can make an honest man of anyone.

Asquith, Margot

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Your marriage moves toward a state of isolation. Unless you lovingly and energetically nurture your marriage, you will begin to drift away from your mate.

Rainey, Dennis

31.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Diller, Phyllis

32.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

Luther, Martin

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Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of all laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State and Church-begotten weed, marriage?

Goldman, Emma

34.

My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!

Dangerfield, Rodney

35.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Montaigne, Michel Eyquem De

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Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Jessel, George

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I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.