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Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
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Best Quotes about Humor

1.
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke.
Procter, J. J.

2.
By blood a king, in heart a clown.
Tennyson, Lord Alfred

3.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Tree, Sir Herbert Beerbohm

4.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Albee, Edward

5.
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Mary Hirsch

6.
We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.
Blessington, Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of

7.
The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle

8.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people --that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
Thurber, James

9.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin

10.
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
Keillor, Garrison

11.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road.
Beecher, Henry Ward

12.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Diller, Phyllis

13.
The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow.
Socrates

14.
Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important.
Wittgenstein, Ludwig

15.
An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
Irving, Washington

16.
Humor is, I think, the sublets and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers
Rosten, Leo

17.
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
Zimmermann, Johann Georg

18.
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Maclaine, Shirley

19.
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Muir, Frank

20.
Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
Burnett, Carol

21.
The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jokes and his imagination for his facts.
Sheridan, Richard Brinsley

22.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Mark Twain

23.
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole

24.
Fortune and humor govern the world.
La Rochefoucauld, Francois De

25.
What some people invent the rest enlarge.
Swift, Jonathan

26.
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Johnson, Samuel

27.
One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
La Bruyere, Jean De

28.
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Pico Iyer

29.
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
Burgess, (Frank) Gelett

30.
Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.
Seabury, David

31.
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
David Nicholls

32.
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.

33.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Fredrich

34.
It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.
Maugham, W. Somerset

35.
Even the gods love jokes.
Plato

36.
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Warhol, Andy

37.
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
Muggeridge, Malcolm

38.
Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?

39.
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
Horace

40.
As a person is so must you humor them.
Terence

41.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
John Kenneth Galbraith

42.
The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune.
La Rochefoucauld, Francois De

43.
If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.
Williamson, Nicol

44.
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Eco, Umberto

45.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurber

46.
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye

47.
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
Truman, Harry S

48.
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
Lewis Mumford

49.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Wilson, Flip

50.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
Brown, Thomas Edward


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