Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.

Ellen DeGeneres

17.

One can advise comfortably from a safe port.

Schiller, Johann Friedrich Von

18.

Great effort is required to arrest decay and restore vigor. One must exercise proper deliberation, plan carefully before making a move, and be alert in guarding against relapse following a renaissance.

I Ching

19.

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

La Rochefoucauld, Francois De

20.

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.

Aurobindo, Ghose

21.

The worst men often give the best advice.

Bailey, Philip James

22.

A fool think he needs no advice, but a wise man listens to others. [Proverbs 12:15]

Bible

23.

There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self.

Bacon, Francis

24.

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.

Sidney J. Harris

25.

Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom s. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

Algren, Nelson

26.

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.

Hannah Whitall Smith

27.

A good scare is worth more than good advice.

Horace

28.

The one thing people are the most liberal with, is their advice.

La Rochefoucauld, Francois De

29.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

Spanish Proverb

30.

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.

Herbert, Jack

31.

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.

Ball, Ivern

32.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Franklin, Benjamin

33.

Give help rather than advice.

Vauvenargues, Marquis De

34.

In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.

Chesterfield, Lord

35.

Let no man under value the price of a virtuous woman's counsel.

Chapman, George

36.

To advise is not to compel.

Proverb, German

37.

Never claim as a right what you can ask as a favor.

Collins, John Churton

38.

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.

Schiller, Johann Friedrich Von

39.

It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.

Aeschylus

40.

Anybody who ask for advice nowadays just hasn't been listening.

41.

Whatever advice you give, be short.

Horace

42.

We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain.

Alger, William R.

43.

I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors.

Thoreau, Henry David

44.

Don't be a dick!

Wil Wheaton

45.

To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to do or that he can't do it on his own.

Gray, John

46.

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases, but who give us, out of themselves, the ardent spirit and desire to act right, and leave us then, even through many blunders, to find out what our own form of right action is.

Brooks, Phillips

47.

I'm not a teacher: only a fellow-traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead -- ahead of myself as well as you.

Shaw, George Bernard

48.

If one man says to thee, Thou art a donkey, pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle.

Talmud, The

49.

Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and seem to have the greatest deference for you; but, though they may ask it, you never find them following your advice upon their own affairs; nor allowing you to manage your own, without thinking that you should follow theirs. Thus, in fact, they all think themselves wiser than you, whatever they may say.

Melbourne, Lord

50.

Never give advice unless asked.

German Proverb