Motivational Quotes

Marriage

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

- Gandhi, Mahatma

Best Quotes about Marriage

1.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

Martineau, Harriet

2.

You'll repent if you marry, and repent if you don't.

Proverb

3.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Jessel, George

4.

Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil.

Byron, Lord

5.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

Fox, Michael J.

6.

All marriages are mixed marriages.

Chantal Saperstein

7.

Your marriage moves toward a state of isolation. Unless you lovingly and energetically nurture your marriage, you will begin to drift away from your mate.

Rainey, Dennis

8.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Montaigne, Michel Eyquem De

9.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash, Ogden

10.

What is right for one couple is wrong for another. I would say that there are many more important factors to a happy marriage.

Elizabeth Aston

11.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

Marquez, Gabriel Garcia

12.

In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.

Penn, William

13.

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

Wilde, Oscar

14.

Try to take for a mate a person of your own neighborhood.

Hesiod

15.

I've been married three times -- and each time I married the right person.

Mead, Margaret

16.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Mcgannon, Donald H.

17.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Carson, Johnny

18.

It resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

Smith, Sydney

19.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner

20.

A happy marriage perhaps represents the ideal of human relationship -- a setting in which each partner, while acknowledging the need of the other, feels free to be what he or she by nature is: a relationship in which instinct as well as intellect can find expression; in which giving and taking are equal; in which each accepts the other, and I confronts Thou.

Storr, Anthony

21.

God invented concubinage, Satan marriage.

Picabia, Francis

22.

Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.

Willis, Bruce

23.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.

Bennett, Jill

24.

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.

Beecher, Henry Ward

25.

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

Boone, Pat

26.

She is a wife who is the soul of her husband.

Hitopadesa

27.

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Euripides

28.

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..

Allen, Woody

29.

All marriages are happy it's living together afterwards that causes all the problems.

Hull, Raymond

30.

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.

West, Mae

31.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Vries, Peter De

32.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.

Nash, Ogden

33.

A great marriage is not when the'perfect couple'comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

Dave Meurer

34.

Three things drive a man outdoors; smoke, a leaking roof and a scolding wife.

Proverb

35.

Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.

Kathleen Norris

36.

The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.

Nietzsche, Friedrich

37.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Rooney, Mickey

38.

For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven. [Matthew 22:30]

Bible

39.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Barrymore, John

40.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Barth, Joseph

41.

That a marriage ends is less than ideal; but all things end under heaven, and if temporality is held to be invalidating, then nothing real succeeds.

Updike, John

42.

Married couples resemble a pair of scissors, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who gets in between them.

Smith, Sydney

43.

I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Gabor, Zsa Zsa

44.

Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable.

Kierkegaard, S°ren

45.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

46.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

Nash, Ogden

47.

Marriage is socialism among two people.

Ehrenreich, Barbara

48.

The day you marry, it is either kill or cure.

Proverb, Spanish