Skip It

Combining the unbridled joy of an at home gym class with the festive accessorizing of an all too chipper chain gang, Skip It taught kids everywhere that having fun was as easy as counting to a thousand while jumping in place for six straight hours without food or social contact. Praised by parents for encouraging kids to stop watching TV and exercise (after those very kids had seen the commercial for it on Nickelodeon so many times they held their own families hostage until a purchase was made), Skip It was eventually upgraded with a counter that came far too late for users already crippled with an OCD number shouting tic. To this day many twentysomethings can still be seen lifting one leg repeatedly for no reason before they realize everyone in the office is staring at them.