Drunken Disorders

Drinking a lot is confusing enough without having to remember a myriad of boozing bylaws. For example, in St Louis you cant drink beer while sitting on a city street, but in Chicago you can be arrested for drinking standing up anywhere in the city. You cannot be served wine in a teacup in Topeka, Kansas; while in Cleveland, no more than one person may sip from a whisky bottle. Saskatchewan in Canada at least has the rights of the drinker at its civic heart it is against the law to drink water in beer parlours there.