Matt Kemp Los Angeles Dodgers

Although theres probably plenty of teams in MLB that would love to have Matt Kemp, theres nowhere he fits better than with the Dodgers. Hes been known to enjoy the perks of being a celebrity, and his movie star good looks just make sense in Los Angeles.
His location actually allows Kemp to blend in a bit more than he would playing somewhere like Cleveland or Milwaukee. Going to parties isnt nearly as much fun if the party is constantly following you all over town.