Kelly Slater Surfer

surfer Kelly Slater has been making girls like me googly eyed for going on 25 years now. That kind of stability in this department is equal parts comforting and disconcerting.
Its comforting in that you know Slater is always going to be there, looking impossibly put together and distracting you with those big blue eyes. Like the shortcomings of NFL football in the state of Ohio, you can always count on him.
Its disconcerting in that were going on three generations of Kelly Slater swooning, but he hasnt aged a day. He was in his early 30s when I first noticed him as a teenager, and Im pretty sure I passed him in age last year.