Roger 101 Dalmatians

This isnt the first time Ive included Roger in a list of crushes (should I be embarrassed about that?). That accent! That sweater vest! Roger, in my humble opinion, would be that guy you pass by without thinking much, but absolutely rocks your goddamn world in bed. Hes attentive, loves dogs, plays piano, what more can you ask?!? Hes kind of perfect.