Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid

If there was anyone on this entire list I felt irrational pre peer pressure to include, it has to be Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo. I realize Im not making a list in my high school diary, so people expect me to at least attempt to represent an opinion broader than my own.
In terms of my own opinion, no one on this list strays further outside my own personal boundaries of attractiveness than Ronaldo. Hes overly tanned, overly trimmed, overly plucked and just overly manicured not just as a man but as a human being in general.