Become cold and distant

Dont talk to her. And if she talks to you, act aloof and somewhat mean. Never smile. Never laugh. Pretend your life is extremely complicated and difficult. Wear a lot of dark colors. Be moody. Answer every question with a vague, Its just this place, you know? Its like...I dont know. You will win the heart of every girl in the entire world. Add a British accent and you will be made King of Women.