Longhorn Cowfish

Although the Longhorn Cowfish tends to look like a hovercraft when its moving along, its not quite as fun as the Bumper Car-esque exterior it tends to exude. In fact, what it does exude is a poisonous toxin from the mucous secretions of their skin, rendering their flesh a deadly delicacy (should you be so inclined to eat one, since it has cow in the name and fast food these days will take anything they can get). The good news is, they tend to make a very distinct grunting noise when theyve been captured so just be sure to listen carefully to your next double cheeseburger.