Muff Ireland

One might notice that Muffs awesomely close to Burnfoot, despite being eons beyond it in the schema of funny city names. If you do hit the northern Ireland port city, youll be happy to know they even have a sanctioned Muff Diving Club. Best time to visit: During the Muff Festival, of course. Thats when youll have the chance to seduce the Muff Queen after you kill it at the Lorry (truck) Pulling Competition. Should she not be suitably impressed, attend the Bilingual Historical Walk and try your best Gaelic pickup line.