Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer walkin home from our house Christmas eve. You can say theres no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Shed been drinkin too much egg nog. And wed begged her not to go. But shed forgot her medication, and she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas mornin, at the scene of the attack. She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walkin home from our house Christmas eve. You can say theres no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa. Hes been takin this so well. See him in there watchin football, drinkin beer and playin cards with cousin Belle.

Its not Christmas without Grandma. All the family dressed in black. And we just cant help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Send them back)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walkin home from our house Christmas eve. You can say theres no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table. And the pudding made of fig. And a blue and silver candle, that would just have matched the hair in Grandmas wig.

Ive warned all my friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walkin home from our house, Christmas eve. You can say theres no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe. (Sing it Grandpa)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walkin home from our house, Christmas eve. You can say theres no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.