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If it wasnt enough to have people doing ballet in unison in the water, we now have horse ballet. I dont understand where the athletics come in, except maybe on the horses part. Do they give the horses the medal? I doubt it. If I expressed earlier that any of the categories were somehow elitist, I apologize, weve truly found the ultimate sport of the one percent. Hire a trainer to train your horse to dance. The horse does almost all the work, the trainer does the rest, and you get to sit back and take credit for it all. Oh, and you have to own a horse. Thats why its no surprise that Mitt Romney (Hey, Mitt!) has a horse in the dressage competition this year. A horse named Rafalca. Oh, look, Rafalca has her own Twitter account (Hey, Rafalca! Good luck!).


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