Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand
Most scholars agree that the only thing more impossible than understanding the language of women
1. Yes
In most cases this also means no. There are exceptions but they are very hard to distinguish.
2. Nothing
It is something. It is definitely something and you had better figure it out real quick.
3. Do I look fat in this
A better translation would be Do you think Im ugly? and the answer is categorically no.
4. Go ahead
Do not misconstrue this as permission. In fact, its more of a dare. Actually, its always a dare. Dont do it.
5. No
It means no.
6. Maybe
Still no.
7. It would be nice if
Everything following the if is meant to be interpreted as an unconditional order.
8. Fine
This means the argument is over and you lost.
9. Its okay
Its never okay. This only means that she needs some time to figure out your punishment.
10. Are you listening
You are not listening. There is no way to recover from this.
