most useless inventions ever

The Facial Flex is meant to provide an all natural facelift and it marketed towards women.All you have to do is flex the muscles around your mouth like you are performing a sexual act and eventually you will look 15 again.We are sure it may get a female lots of new male friends but years later she will just be a droopy faced elderly woman who has been around the block.

It a problem we did not know about.So many people are getting billions of calories from water.The substance is loaded in fat and sugars that are bad for you.IT has to be true, why else would someone try to sell a diet version of something that does not have calories.

The Remote Wrangler is basically a ski mask with velcro that you can stick your remote on so you never lose it.But really, this is an extreme solution to the problem.Nobody wants to wear their remotes.The look is completely ridiculous and the person who invented it has lost touch with reality.

Sometimes you want to block out everything and enjoy a good movie, but sometimes that can be difficult on the go.Well, TV Hat Personal Theater claims to give buyers a motion picture experience anywhere.It also gives buyers the experience of being made fun of by anyone around.Would you like to look like Darth Vader just so you can watch a movie in public.

This device is made to hold your napkins in place.Yeah, most post people just use the neckline of their shirt, but why miss an opportunity to be THAT person at the table. Plus you get the added benefit of wasting the doller20 dollars the thing costs.It a winwin if you think about it.

Forget about batteries.The GasolinePowered Flashlight will brighten all those dark places.This is obviously a better device to use as a flashlight because not only do you get the added bonus of looking like a tough gangster with the huge device, you also get to handle highly flammable and toxic chemicals.If you breathe it in enough, even your body will go lights out.

How does this exist. Obviously it was a big pain in the old days to rewind VHS tapes, but what exactly does a DVD Rewinder do. There nothing to rewind, but you can see below there a site and they even have merchandise.It also says We have very few left in stock and we do not plan to continue production after 2009.We do not want to live on this planet anymore.