most useless inventions ever

Do your fish ask you on a daily basis to take them for a walk.Well now you can with this Goldfish Walker.Like you would a dog, you can keep your goldfish on a leash and tote them around the neighborhood.Although we would not buy one of these, we did pay to see someone lugging one of these around a neighborhood.

Everyone thinking, Why ca not I take some shots with my 9 iron when I drop a number 2.Well now you can with Toilet Golf.Inventions like this one make you wonder who exactly came up with them.We wanna meet the guy who said to himself that this was a good idea, and that it needed to be spread throughout the world.

This sleeping bag allows you to walk comfortably while still maintaining inside of sleeping bag status.The makers probably thought hopping looked silly, so they thought making a person look like a creature from a swamp would be more sensible.The bag would be great for freaking the crap out of people.

Why would you need that much privacy when looking at your computer screen or your phone.Unless you have found images of OJ other glove, there no need to be this discreet.And let think about this wo not this only bring more attention to you.Wearing the privacy scarf will only make people more curious about what you are reading

We will go out on a limb here and say this is one of the worst product ideas anyone has had.The Neckpro is meant to help ease neck problems by having users basically suspend themselves by a rope.And sorry we have to say it, the product has probably killed just as many people as it has helped.

This is supposed to give men who are balding some extra hair on top.However this is not the way to go, the hat is not fooling anyone.Also, what man wants to have hair that looks like carpeting.It seems like being bald would be a better alternative.Besides, Michael Jordan, Tae Diggs, and Vin Diesel pull it off well.

We have one question who drinks that much wine and does not have a table.It bad when your product competition in the market is virtually any flat surface around whatsoever.The Wine Glass Holder Necklace also has to make walking more difficult.We are all for booze but this seems highly impractical.

Nobody will use this pillow, at least not in public.It creepy to imagine feeling comfortable nestled on the lap of torsoless legs.It freaky and we do not condone it.Plus the legs are on a slant and that can not be completely comfortable.Even if you are kinky and this is your kind of thing, it can not feel nice to lay your head on this odd pillow.

The famed Banana Slicer is meant to make chopping bananas a breeze.Because people typically do not carry any other utensils capable of cutting bananas this is pretty nifty.Rather than using your gun or your rocket launcher to get perfectly cut slices of bananas, simply use this absolutely necessary device.

The product is meant to make applying lipstick easier for ladies.However from the photo the oversized hole looks like it would give you a red mustache.But if you used the product, you would get the added benefit of looking like you are being restrained in a mental asylum.