valentines day date night ideas

Take silly paparazzi portraits of yourselves and make a mock up tabloid cover using your movie star name see above.

Hit a bookstore or music store together, then split up. Your mission Buy something you know your sweetie will love. Then wrap and exchange. Extra credit if you both buy copies of The Kama Sutra or a sexy read like Lady Chatterleys Lover.

You provide the stud. Whats the game? The loser bares all, and the winner sees all.

So youve seen Dancing With the Stars and secretly wish you could twirl like Mario Lopez? Its time to test your own skills by taking a couples dance class.

Choose each others attire for dinner and get dressed together you cant decline each others picks, by the way.. Later, take turns undressing each other.

Try not to have sex the entire week before Valentines Day. We know its tough, but the payoff will be amazing.

Buy a few bottles of your favorite varietal from around the globe and rate and review. Remember This is a tasting party, and chugging will only result in falling asleep before any sex is had.

Try Forfeit One of you has to correctly guess what the other is miming and pay a forfeit if you get it wrong. For example, she may appear to be miming oral sex, but shes actually miming sucking his finger. If he doesnt guess correctly, he has to pay a forfeit such as removing an item of clothing or performing a sex act that pleases only her forfeiting his own needs.

Create a major spread on your coffee table with chocolate sundae fixings, cookies and ice cream to make sandwiches, or layers of various berries and whipped cream. Enjoy your decadent treats for dinner after all, calories dont count on V Day.

Forget to wear underwear to dinner. Dont tell your partner until you get there.