embarrassing celebrity selfies

Nicolas Cage
1. Usually you d say, Oh it s just unfortunate that he s blinking, it s just bad timing for the photo to be taken , but the messy hair, dishevelled shirt and weary smile implies that Nic is tired. Way too tired to be posing with fans on airplanes. Leave him alone so he can get some sleep Maybe hes Leaving Las Vegas. .....
Amanda Bynes
2. I was under the impression that Amanda Bynes was better than all the young female celebrities who turn to drugs to deal with the pressure of being a Hollywood style, like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. But if this photo is anything to go by, maybe she s not doing too well these days. .....
Kim Kardashian
3. Whoa Kim, what the hell happened? You look more like a lobster than a woman is so often ranked as one of the hottest women alive You look like a raccoon with that nasty sunglasses tan across your face as well. I m guessing this selfie wasn t taken the same day as your Paper Magazine photo shoot. .....
Brooklyn Decker
4. Damn Brooke, this isn t the prettiest selfie I ve ever seen We know you were just joking around but why did you upload this and allow the Internet to take over? Now it s out there forever. We prefer normal Brooklyn Decker selfies they re a lot sexier than this one. .....
Madonna
5. Since when does Madonna have grillz? It s common knowledge that she does anything and everything to keep up with the local trends in pop culture, but a grill? I ll let you make up your mind on whether she can pull them off or not. .....
Geraldo Rivera
6. Apparently Geraldo Rivera looks a little different at home when he s not on TV spinning news and hosting his own show. At home, he looks a little more like Danny Trejo, the Mexican dude who plays Machete and Bad Ass . .....
Tyra Banks
7. Is it just me, or is anyone else starting to think that Tyra Banks might actually be an alien infiltrating Hollywood? You know how they used Michael Jackson as an alien in disguise in the Men In Black films? They should have used Tyra Banks. .....
Jessica Simpson
8. Jeez, Jessica Simpson, what happened that put you in hospital with this all over your face. Jessica has always been open about the fact that she s never had plastic surgery so obviously this isn t Botox injections she must have been an accident Whatever the reason, she looks like a mummy now. .....
Chris Brown
9. When he s not busy making horrible music or beating the living crap out of women, Chris Brown likes to chill out with three joints and take selfies .....
Ricky Gervais and Conan O Brien
10. Ricky Gervais actually has a trend going on his Instagram account of taking these kinds of hilairous (albeit horrific) selfies every time he takes a bath, which evidently is a lot You know what that means Conan O Brien and Ricky Gervais must have taken a bath together and posted the evidence online. .....
Justin Bieber
11. What are you doing, Justin you re just making it oh so easy to hate you and pick on you and find flaws and whatever else. Here s one of his many bad boy, devil may care selfies that he enjoys uploading for his millions of young girl fans to swoon over for months on end. .....
Chris Pratt
12. Here is Chris Pratt being a boss in what looks like a laundry or a bathroom. It s not necessarily that embarrassing (being caught in nothing but your bottoms isn t very embarrassing when you look like Chris Pratt) but hey it made the list anyway. .....
Lady Gaga
13. Now do you see why Lady Gaga hides behind lots of makeup and flamboyant clothing that distracts your eye from her face? It s because she s actually quite strange-looking, especially for a pop star who is constantly in the limelight. Great voice though, and that s the important thing. .....
Kelly Osbourne
14. The apple doesn t fall far from the tree, and you can tell in this pic that Kelly is the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, the front man from Black Sabbath and a former raging alcoholic and drug addict. Kelly hasn t gone down her father s rock and roll path but her eyes still have that crazed Osbourne flare. .....
James Franco
15. This is a PG-rated James Franco selfie we would have preferred to show you a different one but unfortunately it s much too R-rated for this gallery Franco often posts ludicrous and unattractive selfies, and says it s in the name of art. What do you think about his unconventional Instagram posts? .....
Hilary Duff
16. Now that she s a mother, Hilary Duff doesn t have the time she used to have to dress herself up and put on stunning outfits every morning. Maybe she should put SOME makeup on though her baby looks positively terrified. .....
Chrissy Teigen
17. It s hard to believe looking at this selfie that Chrissy Teigen is an American supermodel who made her big break a couple years ago with a very popular Sports Illustrated photo shoot. But supermodels have a sense of humour too and even they enjoy a wacky ugly selfie now and then. .....
Louis Smith
18. If you ve ever wondered what professional gymnasts look like naked, this is it. Apparently they also like to wear horribly disgusting bottoms that are barely held together with what looks like bits of string It looks like he s going to fall out of those bottoms at any minute. .....
Tom Hanks
19. Tom Hanks is arguably one of the best and most celebrated actors in Hollywood but let s face it he s getting old He s put on a few pounds and he s not the sharp-looking young man we all fell in love with when he did Forrest Gump. He s still awesome enough to take selfies in his captain s cap though. .....
Beyonce
20. It s very rare to find a picture of Beyonce where she doesn t look her usual, stunningly beautiful self but this is definitely one of them That being said, even with a scrunched up face she s still more gorgeous than most other girls on their best day. .....
Another One From Justin Bieber
21. Here s another selfie from Justin Bieber just in case the first one wasn t enough to sufficiently satisfy you. The Baby singer has now done a roast, which gave celebrities like Ludacris, Will Ferrell, Shaq, Kevin Hart, and even Martha Stewart a chance to rip him to shreds with witty one-liners. .....
Tyler The Creator
22. Tyler, The Creator is known for being a bit of a wacky dude, and to expect a normal selfie from him would be misinformed. Also, to expect him to wear normal sunglasses would be misinformed too. He generally prefers to go for these ones. .....
Kathy Griffin
23. Kathy Griffin isn t particularly famous for her good looks, but photos like this one don t help her image either Red hair, pale skin, and an expression that makes her look like she died right there in that chair? What happened to you, Kathy?. .....
Donald Trump and Bret Michaels
24. You know how some mornings you look in the bathroom mirror and look fantastic, and other days you don t? It seems that neither of these two celebrities were having a good look day when they bumped into each other on this tourism bus and snapped a quick selfie. .....
Ron Jeremy and Fan
25. Ron Jeremy must have been exhausted from boning thousands of beautiful women in front of the camera for the last few years, because he s out cold on this flight while a fan snapped a selfie with him. .....
Justin Bieber Again
26. Okay fine, we ll give you ONE MORE stupid selfie starring Justin Bieber. Did you realize his eyes could get this wide? That s just about the only thing left that fans might not have known about their beloved pop star Justin Bieber. .....
Conan OBrien and Paul Rudd
27. Conan O Brien seems to have more bad looking photos than good ones floating around the Internet these days, and here is one he took with comedian Paul Rudd, who looks like he s still brandishing his Brian Fantanna moustache from Anchorman or Anchorman 2. .....
Lindsay Lohan
28. This selfie is actually more attractive than most pictures you see of Lindsay Lohan from the last couple of years, and there are plenty of other images I d be embarrassed of before this one if I were here. In fact, she looks pretty here. .....
Rihanna
29. If you re looking for an ugly picture of Rihanna, this is pretty much the only one you re gonna find. Well okay, you might find a couple from her little run in with Chris Brown but other than that, she always looks stunning and gorgeous. .....
Shane Warne
30. You d be hard-pressed to find a picture of Shane Warne that ISN T embarrassing, but perhaps this one of the more extreme examples. That being said, the joke is on us because Elizabeth Hurley is the one who left those kisses all over his body. .....
Rita Ora
31. Rita Ora might be a babe but you wouldn t know it just from looking at this picture. Some girls can rock the tongue hanging out pose but Rita isn t one of them. Sorry Rita, leave it to Miley Cyrus. Not that she can pull it off either, but you know. .....
Oprah Winfrey
32. Now we all know that Oprah Winfrey is no spring chicken, but she still usually looks better than this, right? In this photo she looks more like the oracle from The Matrix than she does the multi-billionaire host of her own talk show. .....
Apolo Ohno
33. Maybe Apolo should stick to ice skating in the Winter Olympics and make sure the photographers don t zoom in too close because his selfie game isn t the strongest The girl he s with doesn t look too amazing in this shot either, but you can tell it s just the face she s pulling. .....
Kanye West
34. last but not least, here we have Kanye West, just moments before he punched this guy in the face. You might not be a huge fan of Kanye West (he sure does have a lot of enemies) but you have to admit it s hard not to feel sympathy for a guy who gets absolutely harassed by paparazzi 24/7. Am I right? .....
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