Wives quotes

Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!

- Groucho Marx

Old wives don't dieif they're getting alimony

- David Brown

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

- Edinburgh, Prince Philip, Duke of

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

- Tarkington, Booth

If presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country.

- Brooks, Mel

The North American system only wants to consider the positive aspects of reality. Men and women are subjected from childhood to an inexorable process of adaptation; certain principles, contained in brief formulas are endlessly repeated by the Press, the radio, the churches, and the schools, and by those kindly, sinister beings, the North American mothers and wives. A person imprisoned by these schemes is like a plant in a flowerpot too small for it: he cannot grow or mature.

- Paz, Octavio

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

- Bissonette, David

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

- Nash, Ogden

Gamesters and highwaymen are generally very good to their whores, but they are very devils to their wives.

- Gay, John

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives'mouths.

- Bertrand Russell

A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

- Cartland, Barbara

Time turns the old days to derision, our loves into corpses or wives; and marriage and death and division make barren our lives.

- Swinburne, A. C.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

- Edinburgh, Prince Philip, Duke of

You know, what I very well know, that I bought you. And I know, what perhaps you think I don't know, you are now selling yourselves to somebody else; and I know, what you do not know, that I am buying another borough. May God's curse light upon you all: may your houses be as open and common to all Excise Officers as your wives and daughters were to me, when I stood for your scoundrel corporation.

- Henley, Anthony

In your power, all the same. Subject to your will and your demands. No longer free! No! That's a thought I'll never endure! Never.

- Ibsen, Henrik

Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

- Bacon, Francis

Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

- Franklin, Benjamin

The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.

- Kin Hubbard

There's no bottom, none, in my voluptuousness: Your wives, your daughters, your matrons and your maids, could not fill up the cistern of my lust.

- William Shakespeare

If they are ignorant, they are despised, if learned, mocked. In love they are reduced to the status of courtesans. As wives they are treated more as servants than as companions. Men do not love them: they make use of them, they exploit them, and expect, in that way, to make them subject to the law of fidelity.

- Sand, George

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