computers

Computers quotes
Computers
1.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

- Edward Shepherd Mead
2.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

- Barry, Dave
3.

Legends of prediction are common throughout the whole Household of Man. Gods speak, spirits speak, computers speak. Oracular ambiguity or statistical probability provides loopholes, and discrepancies are expunged by Faith.

- Guin, Ursula K. Le
4.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

- Doug Larson
5.

We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books.

- Douglas Adams
6.

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.

- Cascio, Jamais
7.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

- James Magary
8.

A computer won't clean up the errors in your manual of procedures.

- Eby, Sheila M.
9.

Computers WORK, people THINK.

- IBM Corporation Old Adage
10.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

- E. W. Dijkstra
11.

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1 2 tons.

- Popular Mechanics
12.

The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots.

- Doctor Who
13.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.

- Farmers Almanac
14.

Silicon Valley is like a person running around in front of a steamroller. You can outrun the steamroller on any given day. But if you ever sit down you get squashed.

- Boschert, Bob
15.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

- Jeff Raskin
16.

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

- Harris, Sidney J.
17.

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.

- Baudrillard, Jean
18.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

- Bradley's Bromide
19.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

- Pablo Picasso
20.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

- Janet Reno


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