Motivational Quotes

Taxes and taxation

Only little people pay taxes.

- Helmsley, Leona

Best Quotes about Taxes and taxation

I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.

Twain, Mark

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist -- the taxidermist leaves the hide.

Caplan, Mortimer

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents.

Bracken, Peg

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Raymond, F. J.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age -- which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Coward, Noel

Taxes and golf are alike, you drive your heart out for the green, and then end up in the hole.

Taxes, are the dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.

Roosevelt, Franklin D.

The taxpayer; that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn't have to take a civil service examination.

Reagan, Ronald

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.

Horton, Doug

10.

Taxing is an easy business. Any projector can contrive new compositions, any bungler can add to the old.

Burke, Edmund

11.

In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.

O'Malley, Austin

12.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Rogers, Will

13.

The world is ruled by butterflies adding to their weapon piles. Imagine what your taxes buy. We hardly ever try.

Sumner, Gordon

14.

It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his sheep, not to skin them.

Caesar, Tiberius

15.

The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.

Healey, Denis

16.

The repose of nations cannot be secure without arms. Armies cannot be maintained without pay, nor can the pay be produced without taxes.

Tacitus, Publius Cornelius

17.

It is getting harder and harder to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed.

18.

The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing.

Colbert, J. B.

19.

Read my lips: no new taxes.

Bush, George

20.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Rogers, Will

21.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Lewis, Joe E.

22.

Nothing is so well calculated to produce a death-like torpor in the country as an extended system of taxation and a great national debt.

Cobbett, William

23.

The promise of yesterday are the taxes of today.

King, Mackenzie

24.

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.

Rogers, Will

25.

There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program -- your tax-dollar will go further.

Braun, Wernher Von

26.

A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.

27.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

Edinburgh, Prince Philip, Duke of

28.

Only little people pay taxes.

Helmsley, Leona

29.

Civil servants and priests, soldiers and ballet-dancers, schoolmasters and police constables, Greek museums and Gothic steeples, civil list and services list -- the common seed within which all these fabulous beings slumber in embryo is taxation.

Marx, Karl

30.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Rogers, Will

31.

Of all our natural resources, the first one to be exhausted may be the taxpayer.

32.

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

Twain, Mark

33.

No statesmen ever will find it worth his pains, to tax our labor and excise our brain.

Churchill, Randolph

34.

Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.

Dewar, Thomas Robert

35.

Government lasts as long as the under-taxed can defend themselves against the over-taxed.

Berenson, Bernard

36.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

Miller, Olin

37.

Uncle claims that if he files his income tax wrong he'll go to jail, and if he files it right he'll go to the poor house.

Coan, Nonnee

38.

In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

Voltaire

39.

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

Mencken, H. L.

40.

Income tax time is when you test your powers of deduction.

Friedman, Shelby

41.

Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.

Proverb, Greek

42.

Our tax law is a 1, 598-page hydra-headed monster and I'm going to attack and attack and attack until I have ironed out every fault in it.

Kellems, Vivien

43.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Limbaugh, Rush

44.

Today's dime is really a dollar with all the taxes deducted.

45.

The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.

Vaughan, Bill

46.

We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride and four times as much by our foolishness.

Franklin, Benjamin

47.

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.

Proverb, American

48.

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.

Godfrey, Arthur

49.

The rope by which the great blocks of taxes are attached to any citizenry is simple loyalty.

King, Stephen

50.

It's getting so that children have to be educated to realize that Damn and Taxes: are two separate words.

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