Best Quotes about Humor
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Gandhi, Mahatma
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
Bruce, Lenny
The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle
Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.
Salma Hayek
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
Humor is, I think, the sublets and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers
Rosten, Leo
The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour.
Kathryn L. Nelson
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
Zimmermann, Johann Georg
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people --that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
Thurber, James
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Pico Iyer
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Martin, Steve
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Mary Hirsch
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.
Joubert, Joseph
If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.
Williamson, Nicol
Musical comedies aren't written, they are rewritten.
Sondheim, Stephen
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Hughes, Langston
One never needs their humor as much as when they argue with a fool.
Proverb, Chinese
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Colby, Frank Moore
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
Truman, Harry S
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Twain, Mark
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road.
Beecher, Henry Ward
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
Conrad, Joseph
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
David Nicholls
A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball.
Strachey, Lionel
They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.
Hemingway, Ernest
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Gary, Roman
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Maclaine, Shirley
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
Martin, Steve
Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
Burnett, Carol
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Bruce, Lenny
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Muir, Frank
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke.
Procter, J. J.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
Irving, Washington
The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune.
La Rochefoucauld, Francois De
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Wilson, Flip
The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.
Knox, Ronald
Humor -- the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Eco, Umberto
The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow.
Socrates
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurber
There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.
Emerson, Ralph Waldo
What some people invent the rest enlarge.
Swift, Jonathan
If you're at school and you're not that bright or good-looking or popular or whatever, and one day you say something and someone laughs, well, you sort of grab onto it, don't you? you think, well I run funny and I've got this stupid big face and big thighs and no-one fancies me, but at least I can make people laugh. And It's such a nice feeling, making someone laugh, that maybe you get a bit reliant on it. Like, if you're not funny then you're not... anything.
David Nicholls
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
Clark, Dick
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
E. B. White
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Herold, Don
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
Coleridge, Samuel Taylor
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