Ideas to Annoy People
Getting bored, have fun by annoying people around you.
1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
2.Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
3.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
4.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
5.Ask people what gender they are.
6.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
7.Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
8.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
9.At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
10.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"